Chocolate milk, hold (most of) the fructose please! Coming right up... Have you found a bag of dextrose and made that simple syrup dex+ yet? If so, go get your Hershey's Special Dark Cocoa Powder, salt and vanilla, and whip up a batch. It'll only take a few minutes, and it is really impressively tasty.
I wish they sold this kind of chocolate milk to the kids at school!
